Excuse me while I whip this out

kikismisandryservice:

reasons why i am late answering your message:

• i have been attacked by a pack of wolves
• there was a bear
• i actually checked your message when i first got it, and decided to respond later, but then forgot about it

(via laughbitches)

amerikate:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

Some hotels do this too. An easy way to check if a mirror is two way is to put the tip of your fingernail against it. You should be able to tell if it’s double paned or just a normal mirror by looking at it. If you find that the mirror is two-way, do NOT stay at that hotel.

unfortunately snopes says that doesn’t work

kisaragishintaro:

all it takes is for an anime guy to have white hair so you can tell they are either gay or batshit insane or both

(via magicalwandsduductingangelblood)

crowleysgrowly:

I stand by the fact that this hot (maybe not the pink tutu but that’s just personal preference) not even arsed

oohtheyhavenibbles:

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

BOWLCUTS

LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

(via noselfpreservation)

daniel-stuart:

This is the greatest thing in all of classic Doctor Who

(via noselfpreservation)

noselfpreservation:

Look what we found in an antique store!

My favorite part is how the Marik car has a surfboard in the back.

gameandwatch:

Fox news reporting with an incredible recreation of a bear encounter.

(via noselfpreservation)

(via thefunniestpost)